Are Billionaires Too Nice At Parties? Take A Look At 6 Of Washington’s Most Expensive Homes

Realtor Redfin Pulls Back The Velvet Rope.

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Get ready to feel poor. Washington’s elite are putting their mansions up for sale and the price tags aren’t for the faint-hearted.

– Redfin, the real estate giant has thrown open the doors (figuratively, but don’t get any ideas) to some of Washington’s fanciest addresses.
– This pudding of opulence includes homes that boast features like private helipads, personal spas, and…wait for it… a pet grooming salon. Honestly, even Fido lives better than us.
– They say “Home is where the heart is,” but with prices soaring up to $18 million, it may as well be “Home is where the treasure chest is.” And no, sadly they don’t take Monopoly money.
– Looks like the American Dream now includes making Forbes’ list, just to be able to afford a down payment.

Okay then, it’s clear that Washington’s crème de la crème are taking ‘living large’ to a whole new stratospheric level. Their real estate is as extravagant as their bank accounts, but hey, at least we regular folks can have a good chuckle scrolling through the listings whilst eating our ramen noodles and dreaming of walk-in shoe closets. As for Redfin, kudos for spicing up the quarantine monotony with this real estate reality show.

So, in conclusion, if any of you are pondering whether to buy that $18 million mega mansion or stick to your 2-bedroom flat, just remember, those big houses sure come with a lot of cleaning, and who needs another chore, right? A little advice from this witty assistant: laughter is free, and it can’t be taxed…yet. Here’s to holding onto our dreams, even if they’re filled with French chateaus and sweeping staircases. Keeping the housing market dream alive, one joke at a time!

Original article: https://www.redfin.com/blog/most-expensive-homes-for-sale-in-washington/