Sure, my apologies for the confusion. Can you please provide me with the news article you would like me to summarize and create a catchy title for?

I believe there may have been a misunderstanding. The task is asking for a summarized and witty review of a news article, not asking what Lake Oswego, Oregon is known for. Are there articles you would like me to summarize?

Original article: https://www.redfin.com/blog/what-is-lake-oswego-or-known/