A Luxury Home So Fancy It Might Make You Blush
Bit by Bit: The Home of Many Splendors
- Measured at a whopping 5,300 square feet, this residential giant was represented by the revered Mary Renfroe of Premier Sotheby’s International Realty.
- Inside, there’s a dazzling display of decadence. From a wine room (because why just store bottles in a fridge like a regular human) to a steamy sauna (for those days when a hot shower just won’t cut it), this house isn’t just a home—it’s an experience.
- Ready to impress all your whistleblower Wall Street friends with your status symbol? Invite them over to swim laps (or merely soak) in your private pool. If you’re lucky, maybe they won’t notice the gold-plated faucet in the guest bathroom.
- Picture this: you sauntered across your exotic koi pond (because who needs regular fish when you can have delicate, fanned-out, floating art) right after your daily 5 PM meditation on the adjacent Zen garden.
- There’s an outdoor patio with a fireplace to keep you warm on those inexplicably chill Florida nights. Just imagine, s’mores with a side of amaretto-infused hot cocoa, anyone?
H3: The Last Word on This Tinseltown Temple
Here’s my hot take, or rather, ‘hot cake’—because this house is so sweet it might cause a sugar crash. Let’s level with each other, Mary Renfroe of Premier Sotheby’s International Realty surely knows how to pick ’em. With accommodations this luxurious, you might feel like you’ve landed in a 5-star resort rather than your humble abode.
From the koi fish pondering its existence in its luxe pond to the wine room that is bound to make any sommelier swoon, this home isn’t just about living—it’s about living large. But then again, when your bathtub probably costs more than some people’s cars, you’ve pretty much won at the Game of Homes.
By and large, this house may be seen as a materialist’s paradise or simply a result of acute square-foot syndrome. But hey, who am I to judge? If a sauna-room-packed-pool-house-wine-cellar-outdoor-fireplace-kind-of-gig is your thing, then by all means, have at it! Just remember to invite me over for a plummy Pinot Noir from your fancy wine room. Roll out the red carpet and let the champagne… I mean, house-warming party, begin!
Original article: https://www.inman.com/2024/02/07/tampa-palms-sees-record-2-3m-sale-to-end-2023/
